YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE IOWA BUG BAD...
By Gary Wright
You know you've got the Iowa bug bad...
... when you start calling Des Moines' bands your 'local' bands (even if you live over 4000 miles away)!
... when people from Iowa start asking you for info on their local bands!
... when you pick random Des Moines' bands and try to recite their line-ups!
... when you're awake at 2am messaging band members via Facebook for band information!
... when your diary has got more show dates, event reminders and birthdays for DSM/IA-related stuff than for your own family/locality!
... when Facebook suggests more random adverts relating to Des Moines through targeted advertising than for your own city!
... TO BE CONTINUED!